1. Another 'look' at y2k compliance :-)
   
   
   note from a programmer to his project manager:
   
   I hope i haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be
   honest, none of the panic surrounding this "y to k" date problem
   makes any sense to me.
   at any rate, i have finished converting the source code in all the
   company's programs so that they are ready for the new dates with the
   following new months:
   januark
   februark
   mak
   julk
   
   and days:
   mondak
   tuesdak
   wednesdak
   thursdak
   fridak
   saturdak
   sundak
   
   years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the legal
   department's applications, and won't be affected until two thousand and
   twentk anyway. please note that i have completed my assignment before
   the scheduled due date and way under budget.
   
   i have enjoyed working for you and hope you will consider me
   for future projects.